If they had allowed cats into Woodstock, instead of shooting them on sight; and if cats liked to huff the devil’s weed; and if somehow paint got spilled all over your shirt… it might look a little something like this.
[PLEASE NOTE: Owing to the whimsy and caprice of the Tie Dye Industrial Complex, the color pattern of size-Large shirts differs from the other sizes. The one with the light blue shoulder is a Large; the other one is what a Small, Medium, XL, or XXL looks like. (Select your size from the drop-down menu to see the corresponding coloration.)]