Finally babies — who traditionally are unable to articulate much beyond hunger and fatigue — can make a statement about their preference for a science-forward politics. While doing it, and with no extra effort, the young bearer of this one-piece can also court cats, who are stand-offish around infants but love seeing themselves depicted on a garment (trust us!).
Made of harsh, abrasive fabric, like if concrete were pliable. (Kidding!)
Available in sizes, like children themselves.