Cotton, Plastic & Vinyl Bundle
Cotton, Plastic & Vinyl Bundle
Cotton, Plastic & Vinyl Bundle

Cotton, Plastic & Vinyl Bundle

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Taste from each of Earth’s food groups:

From Cotton: a t-shirt
From Plastic: a CD
From Vinyl: an LP
Plus: The Pre-Order Authentic Original Signature Sticker (x2)

That means that on both vinyl and CD, you’re getting “Huffy,” the brand new studio album from We Are Scientists. Ten tracks recorded and produced by the band, and mixed by ear-athlete Claudius Mittendorfer, in a package that only you can complete.

Our personal supply of several vinyl colors has sold out — but fear not! Foreseeing this dire eventuality, we sent a box of each (under cloak of night) to a different retailer. Click to be taken to the secret stash of remaining copies: Some Kinda MelonTrue DenimLemon Beach SunshineKeylime YumPlum Damage

Whether it’s the spacious gatefold of the vinyl packaging, or the never-ending horizons of the CD’s trifold enclosure, upon unwrapping your Vinyl and your Plastic you’ll be met with a potentially daunting amount of open wall space. But the included sticker packs — plus whatever inks and dyes you can pull from your cabinetry — present an opportunity. Will you create the ultimate version of “Huffy,” the one that perfectly articulates your understanding of the world and your place in it? Maybe, instead, you’ll arrange all the stickers on the ends of beheaded flower stems, and surprise your beloved with a bouquet they’ll never forget, and barely understand. Either way, Nature wins.

Take the vinyl a step further by hand-selecting from 10 available colors, including Dog Tongue, True Denim, and Plum Damage. (Check out the swatch wheel in the product images to understand exactly what’s possible.)

As to which flavor of cotton you choose, may we suggest showing pictures of each — the black and the white — to your pet owl? He sees color much better than you do, and in any case will probably be shredding the shirt for his nest soon after it arrives.

Exclusively for pre-orders, we’ll include transparent stickers that we’ve autographed with a permanent marker — one for each piece of music. Place them on your album artwork wherever you choose. Heck, place one on the dotted line of a really nasty contract! We’ll see you in court.


1 - You’ve Lost Your Shit
2 - Contact High
3 - Handshake Agreement
4 - I Cut My Own Hair
5 - Just Education
6 - Sentimental Education
7 - Fault Lines
8 - Pandemonium
9 - Bought Myself A Grave
10 - Behavior Unbecoming