Science Octopus - Hoody

With five-hundred million neurons, half of them distributed along eight sucker-lined arms, the octopus is surely Earth's animal best outfitted to practice science. Imagine a lab worked by dozens of octopi — in that world, there is no disease, energy is cheap & clean, and underarm deodorants smell as delicate and fine as any $500 fragrance. 

Wearing this hoody may not beget that future. But it will keep you warm & looking sharp, and its front pocket will hold your things as securely as a good octopus would. 

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