“That French Lifestyle” Bundle

You too can live like a French person, somehow by purchasing this small bundle of goods(?). 

Throw on the t-shirt, attach the keychain to a belt loop on your jeans (like they do in Paris), slide the CD into your discman, and kick back on a picnic blanket with your copy of Contents. “Whoa, I think that lady’s French,” passersby will state. 

Oh là là.