Guit-Bar Towel

Like the major-brand paper towel ad on TV says: Life is full of messes. The ad is right about something else, too: “Cleaning them up doesn’t have to be a chore.” 

But you know the part at the end where mom wads up the used paper towels and throws them in the trash? (It’s always the mom cleaning — dad is either playing video games on the couch with his friends whose feet are up on the coffee table, or he’s passed out on the kitchen floor with a puddle of dark liquid under his head.) Well, you won’t catch mom throwing THIS towel away. 

Seriously, this is a great bar towel. Don’t worry, don’t worry: Dad’s not dead. That was a puddle of chocolate. Look… this is one hell of a good towel. 

If you ever get tired of using this towel to mop up messes, consider hanging it on your wall in a frame. That guitar? Keith’s pink Kramer F-6000 — his favorite for when the shredding needs to get NASTY. 

Or use it as a blanket for your baby. (100% safe.) 

Pink design on a blue towel. Approx. 9 x 19 inches.