Fancy Cat T-Shirt

Although the album was trumpeted by critics and beloved by fans, Brain Thrust Mastery’s greatest impact by far came not as piece of music but as a belief system. Our B.T.M. principles helped hundreds of millions of people turn their lives around, and helped tens of millions of other people stay well ahead of that original group of hundreds of millions. 

Fans often ask us what became of the three cats that appeared on our debut album’s cover. One of them, of course, was hired as the model for our classic Smoking Cat t-shirt. His brother — who used the precepts of B.T.M. to grow wildly rich — ghosted us for over a decade, but has finally decided to return to the fold. Behold Fancy Cat, in all his drip. 

Sticking to the B.T.M. system wasn’t necessarily easy — that was never the draw — but for those who held rigorously to its path, the rewards were enormous, almost embarrassing. Now you can have a piece of that excess for yourself, without all the work. Go ahead: treat yourself to a tee. 

Fabric is nice heavy organic cotton, in Cat’s Brow Grey and Cat’s Tooth White (which is kind of an off-white — hey, are your teeth so much better?).

Pre-Order product with a release date of 1st November. All products ordered alongside this one will be shipped together. If you wish to receive other previously-released items ahead of that date, please place a separate order.