Fancy Cat Pin

Some cats have all the luck. While his litter-mates sweated it out on the runways of Milan or in the cat food ads of Hollywood, this dashing bastard got himself RICH — Jeff Bezos-rich. (Jeff Bezos actually considers this cat a mentor.) His secret? Brain Thrust Mastery — not the music, but the system of beliefs. 

Yes, while many people flourished using our life-hacking methodology, few amassed the kind of wealth Fancy Cat did. Much of these riches, admittedly, takes the form of cave-fulls of mouse skulls burrowed deep into the sides of the Himalayas, and frozen stores of puréed liver heaped, landfill-large, across Canada’s Arctic plains. But he also wears this very sharp suit, and drinks a lot of martinis. 

Jealous? Stick one of these pins in your lapel. Should you ever run across him while wearing it, Fancy Cat will almost certainly buy you a drink.