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2025 Is a Good Year for Merch

New Album “Qualifying Miles” Out Now — “With Love & Squalor” Deluxe Reissue Coming October 10th

Qualifying Miles - Vinyl & Signed Art Card

Qualifying Miles - Vinyl & Signed Art Card

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With Love & Squalor: 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition 2LP + This Scene Is Dead (Signed Lyric Sheet)

With Love & Squalor: 20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition 2LP + This Scene Is Dead (Signed Lyric Sheet)

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Guitar Cat T-Shirt

Guitar Cat T-Shirt

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Upcycled TV en Français Backdrop - Tote Bag

Upcycled TV en Français Backdrop - Tote Bag

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Supercat Poster

Supercat Poster

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Passionwolf Headache Tote

Passionwolf Headache Tote

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Corduroy Smoking Cap

Corduroy Smoking Cap

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Guitar Cat Pin

Guitar Cat Pin

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Vinyl

LOBES - Cathode Blue Vinyl

LOBES - Cathode Blue Vinyl

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LOBES Limited Edition “Black Lobe in a Cathode Blue Bath” Vinyl LP

LOBES Limited Edition “Black Lobe in a Cathode Blue Bath” Vinyl LP

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LOBES Photon Canceling Black Lobe Vinyl LP

LOBES Photon Canceling Black Lobe Vinyl LP

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Huffy - Choose Your Own Color Vinyl LP

Huffy - Choose Your Own Color Vinyl LP

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Helter Seltzer (CD/LP)

Helter Seltzer (CD/LP)

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TV en Français: Édition Deluxe (10th Anniversary Motel Luxe Vinyl)

TV en Français: Édition Deluxe (10th Anniversary Motel Luxe Vinyl)

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TV en Français: Édition Deluxe (10th Anniversary Veggie Plate Vinyl)

TV en Français: Édition Deluxe (10th Anniversary Veggie Plate Vinyl)

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TV en Français: Édition Deluxe Limitée (10th Anniversary Ocean Plate Vinyl)

TV en Français: Édition Deluxe Limitée (10th Anniversary Ocean Plate Vinyl)

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Brain Thrust Mastery - Deluxe 2LP (+ signed art card)

Brain Thrust Mastery - Deluxe 2LP (+ signed art card)

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Brain Thrust Mastery - LP (+ signed art card)

Brain Thrust Mastery - LP (+ signed art card)

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CD

Qualifying Miles - CD & Signed Art Card

Qualifying Miles - CD & Signed Art Card

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LOBES CD

LOBES CD

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Huffy - CD

Huffy - CD

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Megaplex (CD)

Megaplex (CD)

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Les Restes - CD

Les Restes - CD

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TV en Français - CD

TV en Français - CD

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Clothing

Florida Swamp Shirt (10th Anniversary Reprinting)

Florida Swamp Shirt (10th Anniversary Reprinting)

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Defacer Logo T-Shirt

Defacer Logo T-Shirt

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Passionwolf T-Shirt

Passionwolf T-Shirt

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Smoking Cat - T Shirt

Smoking Cat - T Shirt

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Scientist Scientist Scientist - T Shirt

Scientist Scientist Scientist - T Shirt

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I Are Scientists - T Shirt (red/blue)

I Are Scientists - T Shirt (red/blue)

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Washed Up Cat (This Scene Is Dead) T Shirt

Washed Up Cat (This Scene Is Dead) T Shirt

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Corduroy Smoking Cap

Corduroy Smoking Cap

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Fancy Cat Beanie

Fancy Cat Beanie

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Science Octopus - Hoody

Science Octopus - Hoody

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Long-sleeve T-shirt

Long-sleeve T-shirt

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Academy Crewneck

Academy Crewneck

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The Holiday Jumper

The Holiday Jumper

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Accessories

Dumb Luck Motel Keychain

Dumb Luck Motel Keychain

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Contents Zine

Contents Zine

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Creative Juice Pint Glass

Creative Juice Pint Glass

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Signed Lyric Sheet

Signed Lyric Sheet

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Drinking Cat - Pin Badge

Drinking Cat - Pin Badge

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Fancy Cat Pin

Fancy Cat Pin

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Washed Up Cat Pin

Washed Up Cat Pin

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Smoking Cat - Pin Badge

Smoking Cat - Pin Badge

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Guitar Cat Pin

Guitar Cat Pin

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Cat Herd (set of 4 cat pins)

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Cat Herd (set of 4 cat pins)

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Supercat Poster

Supercat Poster

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Upcycled TV en Français Backdrop - Tote Bag

Upcycled TV en Français Backdrop - Tote Bag

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Passionwolf Headache Tote

Passionwolf Headache Tote

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